What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

He : I'm 24.

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

Do many women shave their vaginas?

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

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He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

Me : No

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

Why does my intimate area “sweat” and smell so much? I almost have to have a shower everyday. How do I get rid of this?

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

Me : I don't drink

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

What are your thoughts on RM's new album "Right Place, Wrong Person"?

He : Then let's have some coffee

Me : Because it's month of August.

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

Can being annoyed be a sign of getting angry?

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

Me : I don't drink coffee also

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

Why am I so afraid that gun owners have set traps to kill me outside my house or my car?

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

He : Tea ?

Why is there a "double standard" applied to sex between a dog and a human? Why is it that to many who are at least mildly okay with bestiality, a WOMAN having sex with a male dog is fine, but a guy with a female dog is not?

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

Have you ever witnessed political correctness harm someone?

He : So, are you seeing someone?

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

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I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

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Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

Which feels physically better for guys: vaginal sex or anal sex?

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

How did you cope when someone you love, dealing with hyper-independence and trauma, felt they needed space to heal alone? Were you able to support them without overstepping, and did you eventually reconnect? How did that journey unfold?

Me : Sure.

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

There was this one weird Bollywood movie that was released in the 2000s. Amitabh Bachchan was starring with another actress and the story was about how the old guy (Amitabh Bachchan) fell in love with the young woman. What is the name of this movie?

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

Me : Thank you.

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.